Orange Beam: 870 - Watson's Silver City Adventure

Australia

Available (2y 287d 9h 22m 50s) · visibility Watch (1)

Silver City Hwy, Broken Hill West, NSW, AU

location_on S 31 52.890, E 141 30.549

Watson was hanging around one day near the picnic train "First Act" site with some mooving friends of hers. She tried to get them chatting about her issues with gender dysphoria, and why on earth her parents called her Watson, clearly a bull's name.
While she pondered the udder craziness of it all she wandered off into the silver city and found herself a milk bar to relax at - it didn't ring a Bell at all when she walked under a UFO sitting on the roof of the milk bar, and she just sat there enjoying a chocolate milkshake and waffle - thinking to herself, maybe my name just means "What's On" not "Son of Wat" after all.
She stepped outside the milk bar onto Patton St, and felt a swift whoosh ! ! ! Watson had been sucked upwards faster than you can say "milking machine" and before she realised she wasn't standing on the street below, she was being probed in all directions by the dark side of the force.
"Ohhhh Ahhhh Oooohhh Mooooooooooo" exclaimed Watson "that hurts!!" The little green person was startled by a talking cow, and the saucer, which was moving north east quite quickly now, tipped and turned and wobbled ... and out fell Watson, with barely any warning - plop all the way to the ground faster than a whale and a vase of petunias. "Oh cowpat" said Watson. "It's too late to walk back now, maybe if I wait here, and put up a sign, someone will let me hitchhike back home."

Can you help Watson? Do aliens exist? Can cows assume their gender? I want to believe.... there are signs everywhere ! !

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